Friday 25 May 2007

天堂变地狱

a wonderful place filled with happy kids ard everyday has became hell environment.
my mum just wanna TIAO GANG!!!
people dun stay at hillview, she dun stay. people wanna stay there then she want to stay also!

Pai: 我要去Hillview 住一个礼拜

me: 干嘛leh?

Pai: 我想在那边度假,看看书,游游泳。

me:这里什么都没有,干嘛要来?而且我的朋友都在这,不够地方睡了。

Pai: 我不会烦你和你的朋友,如果真的没地方睡我睡客厅沙发lor.

U say TIAO GANG or not?!?!?!
purposely one lor!!! everytime like that... want to make my life diffcult!

wahlau......
PISSED!!!

Tuesday 15 May 2007

Virus Spreading!!!

Hillview is everyone's home since 26 Apr.
everyone was happily playing, eating, drinking, chitchating, watching tv..etc..together. everyone was so happy having fun till 5 days ago.......
the story goes like this.......................................


-back to 5 days ago-
Alac: *cough,cough* *HHaa CChhooowww*
Alac: *gaarrr PUuuiii, Gaarrr Puuuiii*
Alac: wahlau, i have been coughing for the past whole week, n it getting worst n worst,phlegm increase more n more too!
Bao: eh, u very disgusting leh every minute *gaarr Puii, gaarr puuii* the sound is irritating!
Kaew: ya lor! hen er xin leh! then throw tissue everywhere!
Pau: Har nor!
Alac: EH! u all think is i want one meh?! i also bo bian wat! *humph* sick also kana scold...

-4 days ago-
baoTing: *cough, cough* ah bee ah... i very xin ku, keep coughing then head pain pain all over!!!

-3 days ago-
Kaew: *cough, cough* *cough..........*
Kaew: Baobao, my head very dizzy n not feeling well, then my lung going to burst anytime! hou long hen tong!
Baobao: *touch kaew's forehead* i think u got fever. *took out 2 panadol* eat it now!
Kaew: i dunno how to swallow pills la, so big. can i just eat 1 but break into 2 pieces, so it become 2 liao...

-2 days ago-
-afternoon-
Drake: u want to eat anything?
Kaew: dun feel like eating, very sick la.
Drake: i dun care u sick must eat! i buy wat u eat wat!
-after lunch-
Drake: lulu, u feeling better? *touch kaew's forehead* hmmm... not that hot anymore.
Kaew: i sleep and perspiring leh, temperature must go down rite?
Drake: then u faster go bathe NOW! u stickkkyyy!!!
Alac: ya lor, then u only can use cold water to shower, cannot use warm water hor!
Kaew: ahhh... can dun wan? i scare cold laaaa....
Drake, Alac: CANNOT!
Drake: now... i also not feeling good leh. headache..
-evening-
Kaew: i very cold lor.. fever come back again la... how to ROCK tonite...
Bao: dun go la.. u sick cannot go...
-nite-
Kaew: *shiver* cold cold... very cold...
Drake: drink more water. finish the whole cup now!
Drake: one more, drink!
Drake: nah, water, drink more.
Kaew: wahlau, i drink alot liao la... keep going toilet. i sick, high fever then still need to walk in and out from the toilet every 10 min! all becoz of u!

-1 day ago(yesterday)-
-afternoon-
Drake: lulu, r u feeling better?
Kaew: still dizzy but better la.
-evening-
Kaew: i feel better now le, fever has gone, not dizzy also.
Pau: and i think is my turn.... i not feeling well now...
Alac: *touch pau's forehead* i think ur turn get fever lor..
Kaew: *touch pau's forehead too* wah, hot lor.. i think u better rest now, eat panadol see if it helps...

-this morning-
Kaew: *went into pau&alac's room, touch pau's forehead*
Kaew: oh my god, u r an OVEN!!!! my fever also not as hot as u lor.
Alac: i think we need to bring her see doctor.
Kaew: yes we need! lets go now!
-clinic-
doctor: where do u stay?
Pau: hillview
doctor: oh, if ur fever didn't gone within 3 days, u must go to the hospital! becoz i afraid it would be dengue fever, becoz there are a few ppl just got it from bukit batok ave 5 which is near ur place.
Kaew: u got kana any mosqitoe bite?
Pau: i dun think so;
Kaew: if got u will itchy also wat, so i dun think is dengue fever la.
Pau: ya, i dun think so too, doctor say should be some virus attact.
nurse: 48 dollars pls.
Kaew: AHHH??? only 3 kind of medicine y so exxxxxx???
Pau: coz the one which doctor only gives 4 tables already cost $22. it is a very strong medicine to cure virus.
Alac: even more expensive then five.
Kaew: *-_-"*
-back to hillview-
Kaew: i think is all becoz of this place too dusty lor. we should do a DA SAO CHU now! i sweep and mop the floor.
Alac: ok i do kitchen.
-evening-
Alac: wahh.. i can feel and hear the sound of the floor lor... so clean..
Drake: now this is the place when ur tanent was still here, but after they gone, the place gone too... till today, it finally back again!

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Finally, everyone went back to their own sweet home.
the sms came.....

Alac msg: Attention all friends! Hillview Virus is spreading! my temperature now is 38.3 and i can feel it's going up. pls drink lots of water and avoid going back hillview these days. if possible, pau and i will isolate ourselves from you guys till we get better.

ehhhh... not i want to say is all ur fault la... but...
can anyone tells who is the zui kui huo shou???
so conclusion is.......
everyone still can go hillview after they recover from fever, cough... but u need more probation period. haaa...

U know who u r......... *GAARRR PPPUUIIII*